From the Book - First edition.
All of them had hair of gold
A major in creative writing with a minor in tortured self-reflection in one's journal
The road to Vons is paved with pavement
The squeaky wheel gets the engagement ring?
There's no cream in pasta carbonara
Crêpes are pronounced krehps, and if you make enough of them, you'll get a gâteau
Embrace yourself, avoid canola oil
Neither magnificent nor abominable
Bringing it all back home
Be careful when hammering your life into shape
Figuring it out for yourself
