Politics has gotten nasty
If you can't we witty, don't be shitty
Then maybe you should stop complaining
If you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question
A civil person's handy list: things to tell people who put you on the spot
Toenail clipping and common scents
You respect my opinion, and I'll respect yours
A civil person's handy list: how not to turn a discussion into a fight
T.S.S. does not mean "time to smart ass"
A civil person's handy list: how not to slow down a TSA screening
Even Steve Jobs has to turn off his cell phone
Stinky foods not to bring on a plane
Louder, they can't hear you in the lobby
Places not to use a cell phone
Thank you for not texting
A flea on the ass of a mosquito
An elevator is like a bathroom
Encourage your kids to play by themselves
Role models will disappoint you
How do I look? And tell the truth
You realize I can see you
If you don't like it, don't do it
Should we be worried about this?
Don't think you know someone because you see them on TV
Commonly used hurtful words and phrases
You realize I can hear you
The smarter things to say
Things to think and not say
Just because I'm Catholic, don't assume that a priest has touched me
There aren't enough jails
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Behavior to avoid in the workplace
Simple requests for portraying black people
Questions you should ask a week before guests come to your house
Who rules when it's not your house?
Manners don't take a vacation
May I have your attention please? PLEASE? Stress one now
