I. IT'S YOUR BODY. Burial and beyond: from six feet under to sixty miles up
Common Methods: How to avoid being burned alive; Getting creative with cremains
Worksheet: my cremation creations
Eco-friendly methods: Pet cemeteries (the not-evil kind); Funeral traditions explained: viewings
Futuristic methods: There's no dying in baseball!
Donation methods: becoming poor Yorick; Funeral traditions explained: nine nights
Traditional methods: Turning body art into fine art; Worksheet: what to do with my body
Worksheet: how to contain my remains
You can take it with you: How to fend off grave robbers; Celebrity burial hoards; Worksheet: my burial accessories; Worksheet: my final fashion statement; What can be cremated with me? Funeral traditions explained: wakes
II. IT'S YOUR FUNERAL. It's your funeral and you can die if you want to
Funeral traditions of major religions: Funeral traditions explained: shemira; Funerals for the living; Funeral crashers
Choosing the perfect venue worksheet
Assigning funeral roles: My funeral dream team worksheet
Fashioning your funeral: My funeral design worksheet
The Eulogy: Eulogize (but don't plagiarize); My eulogy worksheet
Funeral readings worksheet
Funeral music: A celebrity performer to entertain your mourners; My final playlist worksheet; My "Do Not Play" list worksheet; Rent-a-mourner; Traditional jazz funerals; Photo finish worksheet
Setting a selfie policy: Rewarding your funeral guests; My guest and pest lists worksheet
Lightening the mood worksheet
Planning your eternal rest worksheet
III. IT'S YOUR LEGACY. Don't you forget about me (ever)
Marking your postmortem territory: Iconic funerary monuments
Epitaphs: My perfect monument worksheet; Famous graveside rituals; My graveyard ritual worksheet; Tradition of Famadihana; Extraordinary cemeteries you need to visit (before you end up in one)
Your material legacy worksheet (who gets my stuff)
Where there's a will: Month's Mind funeral tradition
Your digital legacy (assets worksheet)
Your intangible legacy worksheet: 10 things I'm proud of accomplishing
Coming back to haunt someone: my haunting game plan worksheet; A message to my loved ones worksheet
How to craft a bucket list worksheet
Epilogue: The end of the beginning of your end.
